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A little boy was in a relative's wedding. As he was coming down
the aisle he would take two steps, stop, and turn to the crowd (alternating
between bride's side and groom's side).While facing the crowd, he would put
his hands up like claws and roar. So it went, step, step, ROAR, step, step,
ROAR all the way down the aisle. As you can imagine, the crowd was near
tears from laughing so hard by the time he reached the pulpit. The little
boy, however, was getting more and more distressed from all the laughing,
and was also near tears by the time he reached the pulpit. When asked what
he was doing, the child sniffed and said, "I was being the Ring Bear."
A little boy opened the big and old family Bible with fascination, and
looked at the old pages as he turned them. Suddenly, something fell out of
the Bible, and he picked it up and looked at it closely. It was an
old leaf from a tree that had been pressed in between the pages. "Momma,
look what I found," the boy called out. "What have you got there, dear?" his
mother asked.With astonishment in the young boy's voice, he answered: "I
think it's Adam's suit!"
Six-year-old Angie and her four-year-old brother Joel were sitting
Together in church. Joel giggled, sang, and talked out loud. Finally, his
big sister had enough. "You're not supposed to talk out loud in
church." Joel asked "Why? Who's going to stop me?". Angie pointed to the back of
the church and said, "See those two men standing by the door? They're
One Sunday in a Midwest City a young child was "acting up" during the
morning worship hour. The parents did their best to maintain some sense of
order in the pew but were losing the battle. Finally the father
picked the little fellow up and walked sternly up the aisle on his way out.
Just before reaching the safety of the foyer the little one called
loudly to the congregation, "Pray for me! Pray for me!"
And this particular four-year-old prayed: "And forgive us our trash
baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
During the minister's prayer one Sunday, there was a loud whistle from one
of the back pews. Gary's mother was horrified.She pinched him into
silence, and after church, asked: "Gary, whatever made you do such a
thing?" Gary answered soberly: "I asked God to teach me to whistle...And
He just then did!"
One night Mike's parents overheard this prayer. "Now I lay me down to
rest, and hope to pass tomorrow's test, if I should die before I wake,
that's one less test I have to take."
A little boy was overheard praying: "Lord, if You can't make me a better
boy, don't worry about it. I'm having a real good time like I am!"
One Sunday morning worship service. My daughter Melanie was having an
awful morning. And could not sit through the Homliy which the priest
was giving. I quietly took Melanie out twice during the Homily. Finally,
her father took her out the third time. Melanie and her father had a prayer
meeting and she was able to stay the rest of mass with us. After mass
Father Jim said to Melanie "I saw you were having a bad morning
Melanie " and which Melanie replied" I am sorry I was bad in your church, but I
like your dress".
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